I understand that this type of event can happen at any place and any time, but I would rather it not involve Jimmy Wall! He's the best thing the Wizards have going right now, and he's a hell of a kid. If this damn lockout would end we'd be able to get back to watching him shine, and not escaping situations like this.
Besides, doing "The John Wall" dance without basketball is just getting me weird looks around town.
FIGHT ON DMV!